Friday, August 13, 2010

To Whom It May Concern*

"They" did not miscalculate my due date. (For that matter: neither did I)

And, contrary to possible appearances, I am not "ready to pop". Whatever that means. In my experience, very little "pops" when a baby comes. Unless you count that sound I heard when my water broke with Tigger.

Possible replacement phrases for the above:

1. "You must have so much to do before the baby comes. Is there anything I can do to help?"

2. "You look very nice today."

Thank you very much.

*This has been a "please don't annoy the pregnant woman who is great with child" post.*

3 comments:

Kelly said...

The only help I can really offer (that might actually be helpful) is to watch the three girls you don't take with you everywhere, but I'd love to do it if you ever needed me to! :)

Vicky said...

And it will all be over with before you know it!

Amy said...

LOL!

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